Nuevas palabras

Si en algún momento, ya sea en algún foro o conversando con un gringo,
sienten que no entienden lo que les dicen, puede ser porque están usando
palabras que no son palabras.
Acá las top ten. Yo he visto usar un par, y demás que ahora uso algunas
otras. W00t!

1. ginormous (adj): bigger than gigantic and bigger than enormous
2. confuzzled (adj): confused and puzzled at the same time
3. woot (interj): an exclamation of joy or excitement
4. chillax (v): chill out/relax, hang out with friends
5. cognitive displaysia (n): the feeling you have before you even
leave the house that you are going to forget something and not remember it
until you're on the highway
6. gription (n): the purchase gained by friction: "My car needs new
tires because the old ones have lost their gription."
7. phonecrastinate (v): to put off answering the phone until caller
ID displays the incoming name and number
8. slickery (adj): having a surface that is wet and icy
9. snirt (n): snow that is dirty, often seen by the side of roads
and parking lots that have been plowed
10. lingweenie (n): a person incapable of producing neologisms
La última está muy buena. Bueno, luego de una bonita clase de
neologismos, me voy a caminar por las montañosidades a leer alguna historia
epopéyica.